The typing habits of Big Fabes.

Writing and reporting used to pay my bills.
Teaching is my new passion.
Trying to make education better in increments.
My diet soda consumption is far too high.
Sometimes, I write things here.
Solidarity forever.

Aug 6
Dear Sam’s Club (and Laughing Cow), I really tried to purchase your new product, the light mozzarella, sun-dried tomato basil wedges, tonight. But, despite being on the shelf right next to a price tag announcing the, well, price, the product’s bar code wasn’t in the system. And, instead of being able to pull the price off of the shelf to input it for purchase, the cashier said he was going to have to call a manager to resolve the issue. That’s just too much work for cheese. Thus, we will not be enjoying your new product any time soon. Sincerely, BigFabes

Dear Sam’s Club (and Laughing Cow),

I really tried to purchase your new product, the light mozzarella, sun-dried tomato basil wedges, tonight.

But, despite being on the shelf right next to a price tag announcing the, well, price, the product’s bar code wasn’t in the system. And, instead of being able to pull the price off of the shelf to input it for purchase, the cashier said he was going to have to call a manager to resolve the issue.

That’s just too much work for cheese. Thus, we will not be enjoying your new product any time soon.

Sincerely,

BigFabes
Posted at 9:22pm

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